Your first step towards recovery is emailing us:
Or, send postcards! Our employees love to get mail and sometimes they actually eat it.
The qualifications are simple: You must create homemade, unpublished music or art, preferably electronic/DJ-driven. Our "Remote Employee" treatment program allows disturbingly creative people like you to submit their creations to our Human Resources Department. If your products are accepted, we'll want to discuss publishing your work at the LunaticWorks facilities.
Mail your music demos (CD or mini-disc formats only) to: