||The LunaticWorks Corporate PartyWalker!
Some companies have corporate jets, we've got the PartyWalkerTM. Specially designed for the equilibrium-challenged, this baby's got everything: stay-cold drink holders, horn, rear-view mirror, trash-barf-or-butts bucket, easy-grip hand supports, and even safety reflectors! Never again will you cry, "Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!"