||The Beer Vest!
From the minds that brought you the PartyWalkerTM, behold the specifications for constructing the Beer VestTM. No longer will you have to gravitate to the kitchen at parties with this baby. Why waste valuable drinking time with endless trips to the fridge? The vest is insulated against body heat and external warmth, holds twelve cans or bottles in cold paks, complete with velcro fasteners. Fully loaded, it will allow you to roam throughout an entire party and even knock on neighbors' doors!